Posts Tagged ‘Real estate’

For sale.

Friday, May 13th, 2016

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My current passion is looking for, and at real estate in Melbourne, and what interesting viewing this has been.

I’m not asking for a view of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, but seriously??.

I’d hate to be the Melbourne real estate person trying to build up this view.

I’ve become somewhat unstable in my obsession for collecting hideous interior shots from real estate ads. I’m partial to a dirty tenant not giving a shit about the photographers documenting their squalor. Looks like someones been cooking meth on the stove top, they could at least wipe up the overflow . . i’m told it can stain Laminex.

(Un)Real estate

Monday, March 7th, 2016

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So, I’ve spent the past couple of weeks looking online at apartments in Melbourne, for now just canvasing options for the future (work uncertainty etc).

I can’t believe how awful, and unprofessional some of the real estate advertising is. You would think the agents would go to some effort, to make the places they’re selling look at least habitable, and less like crime scenes.

How hard is it to cover a bed, thus hiding the piss stained body outline.