Posts Tagged ‘Filth’

IPAD AU GO GO:

Tuesday, August 10th, 2010

Silly J B HiFi, they had a display of iPads, and it was set to the app that allows you to write and draw on the screen, it was fantastic to stand back and watch as a stream of people stepped up to write the most offensive message possible, and then the specially stationed, droopy shouldered, shop assistant step forward to erase the latest missive.

CONTENDER FOR BEST PRESENT EVER:

Tuesday, August 10th, 2010

Imagine my shock and surprise .. and fear, when i came home recently to find a cardboard box on my front door step, i of course (seriously) assumed it was a bomb, or a parcel containing anthrax, after carefully opening it with the longest knife i could find, and a squint in my eye, i let out a squeal of delight, to find this most welcome gift from my buddy and Pal D-san. Running my tongue up the side of a cup*, to lick up dribbled Horlicks has never been so much fun.

* Some slight censoring has had to be applied to save the delicate dispositions of some blog viewers, besides, it looks twice as dirty with words missing, but make no mistake .. you would projectile vommit if you read the ‘raw’ mug :-)