Glam water skiing.

May 17th, 2016

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Fah, fah, fashion.

May 17th, 2016

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Sydney harbour bridge under construction.

May 17th, 2016

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Do NOT try and convince me it’s pronounce ‘Foo Koo’.

May 17th, 2016

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Lamp post lips.

May 17th, 2016

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The life of a migraine sufferer.

May 17th, 2016

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Dexter Fishpaw.

May 17th, 2016

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Heels.

May 17th, 2016

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Pink.

May 17th, 2016

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Don’t you hate it when a couple is having a screaming domestic, then they realize everyone for three streets is listening in, so they lower the volume?.

I need closure!!!!!!!!

T shirt.

May 17th, 2016

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Sometimes it’s acceptable to have a little dash of colour with your black, especially when the shirt is this fantastic.

Pigs #3.

May 17th, 2016

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One banana.

May 17th, 2016

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Now and then.

May 17th, 2016

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My beloved Adidas Stan Smith shoes, and John Lennon wearing the same in 1980.

Dancing.

May 17th, 2016

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Benny Hill tram.

May 17th, 2016

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Click HERE to see the movie.

Precursor to a bowel movement.

May 17th, 2016

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Here is my one allocated ‘I’m a dickhead at breakfast, and i have to photograph my food’ post per year. I have spared you a photo of the actual food, which I consider to be nothing more than a document of a precursor to a bowel movement.

Yep, that’s what I think when I see all your photos of food on Facebook.

Melbourne arcade.

May 17th, 2016

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Fairy meadow Southline drive in.

May 17th, 2016

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Lots of great memories from this place, it was our local drive in theatre. I can remember being smuggled in under a blanket, cowering on the floor of my brothers car. Another time trashy movie enabling sister Rhonda took me along, no doubt after my pleading, to watch ‘Holiday on the buses’.

It was a cold, stormy, rainy night, and for some reason we went along in our jarmies, my sister accessorizing with pink fluffy slippers. the screen was impossible to see without using the cars (a fantastic blue Holden) windscreen wipers. At the end of the movie when we went to drive off we discovered the battery was flat. My poor sister, in her nighty and slippers had to traipse to the projection box and get help to have our car jump started.

What a legend eh?, i would have just fled and left the car. Tho traumatic for my sister, it payed off, as ‘Holiday on the buses’ is still one of my favorite movies ever.

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Southline drive in photo’s courtesy of the Lost Wollongong Facebook group.

Play time.

May 17th, 2016

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Future proofing.

May 17th, 2016

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Gomaz and Tish.

May 17th, 2016

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Willy the goat.

May 17th, 2016

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Morning after Mardi Gras.

May 13th, 2016

Mardi

Click HERE to see the movie.

Tammys turntable, (Mexican standoff).

May 13th, 2016

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Scratching around in the bowels of the ‘Tingle audio archive’ I just unearthed this aural trinket. Many decades ago I had a little four track studio set up in my bedroom at my parents house. I’d while away the hours making up songs, recording loops and producing some far out ambient stuff, you know, generally being self indulgent.

Every now and then however a tune would pop up that I’d deem fit to keep (not sure anyone else would). Behold the lo fi wonder that is ‘Mexican standoff’, with me playing everything, except the keyboard which features my buddy, friend and pal Vince Koster.

What happens in Kavos.

May 13th, 2016

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My current favourite reality show. Young people being idiots, drug and alcohol abuse, awful bogan attitude, bad tattoo’s, shady medical staff tending to the wounded, and cute guys, What’s not to love.

Night light.

May 13th, 2016

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Ye olde Newtown.

May 13th, 2016

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Narcisselfieist.

May 13th, 2016

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Hoyts.

May 13th, 2016

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Just saw this old photo of Hoyts cinemas posted in a retro group.

Talk about a flashback, decades ago it was at these very pinball machines that I came out to one of my best strait mates.

‘Hey, guess what?, I’m gay’.

“Oh yeh?, cool. Can we concentrate now, we’ve almost got the highest score on Terminator”.

Alas, I didn’t get my fill of drama that day.

Red Colonel.

May 13th, 2016

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Perkins paste.

May 13th, 2016

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Melbourne day and night.

May 13th, 2016

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The Queen is Angela.

May 13th, 2016

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Split face.

May 13th, 2016

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Dr Sir Lesley Colin Patterson.

May 13th, 2016

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Sounding.

May 13th, 2016

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Burlesque.

May 13th, 2016

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University eye.

May 13th, 2016

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That girl.

May 13th, 2016

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Miss Tammy’s cabana wear.

May 13th, 2016

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I have closure!!.

After those thieving, half baked shit wizards from ‘Down south’ stole my favorite cabana wear board shorts from my clothes line, I’ve been on a mission to have them replicated.

Thanks to my international shopping adviser Heidi Linnenbank I was able to find the material in the U.S.

After my exacting measurements and design parameters were delivered to the Jean Paul Gaultier approved ‘Haus of Dianne’, my sister Dianne Thomson whipped them up on her Pfaff for me.

Thank you both for righting the wrongs of the world, and believe me, when someone causes me fashion trauma, there is no greater wrong.

*I should post a warning with this. My legs can be seen in the photo. If viewing this in public, try not to let your hands wander inappropriately.