Author Archives: greg

NOTICE BOARD: Ever since i was a teenager i’ve had a notice board stuck up on my wall where i pin up and stick all sorts of shit, it’s followed me around wherever i’ve moved, last week i decided it … Continue reading →

3D: I love this retro photo, it’s an old slide from a drive in theatre advertisment. It’s especially cool because it looks 3D on the computer screen.

FILTH: First up, that vile, rancid excuse we have for a prime minister, a total hypocritical moron plonker John Howard (or ‘Banzai’ as i like to call him, IE a little bush) the tool has been bleating again about how … Continue reading →

UGLY BETTY WHITE:

BIG BROTHER: There is no denying it, we are tramps for selective reality tv, usually the shows that involve nudity (Big Brother) or guessing which contestant is gay (Australian idol) or even better something that combines the two! so it … Continue reading →

SILVERCHAIR: I’m glad to say i was never one of those negative nellies who used to rag out the Aussie band Silverchair by dismissing them as merely ‘Nirvana in pyjamas’ from their first single i knew there was something special … Continue reading →

YELLOW CAKE:

SUMMER WRAP UP PT-2: It’s now almost tradition for me to go to Melbourne and get addicted to one of the tv series that Phillip is watching, i almost extended one holiday just so i could watch more episodes of … Continue reading →

SUMMER WRAP UP PT-1: Tyson Took this photo of us using some weirdo spaceship spy camera thingy he has on his spooky glowing Apple (we’ve shafted the Beatles) laptop, i REALLY want a laptop, but i just cant bring myself … Continue reading →

FEELING BLUE:

PRIX D’AMOR NO MORE: What a sad day it was when the bulldozers moved in and tore down Rose Porteous’s house of love, it’s to my eternal sadness that i never got to visit and pay hommage to this most … Continue reading →

WANG CHUNG: You know, call me old fashioned, but if i want advice on my penis i dont think Ugly Dave Grey is the first person i’d be turning to.

PHOTOSHOP TERROR: This is one of Adam’s latest photoshop efforts where he desecrates my image .. nice.

A REALLY BIG SHEW!: The photo below was taken during rehearsals for the last show Adam co wrote ‘Atlantis’ and now four years later (Four!!??) we are just about to launch off with his and Amy’s new show ‘The last … Continue reading →

ONLY IN WOLLONGONG:

DOLL PARTS: For a while there Courtney Love was really starting to look glam and really attractive, that was when she had her own face, alas now she has joined the ever growing list of people intent on turning there … Continue reading →

WHERE IS THIS LASSY HEADED?:

THE BEALES OF GREY GARDENS: I’m cock’o hoop with excitement after recieving the new dvd ‘The Beales of Grey gardens’ this is sort of a sequel, or part two of the original ‘Grey Gardens’ movie. It’s filled with more of … Continue reading →

DECEMBER 06: In October Adam and i moved into a new house, our first real place together .. it’s only taken seven years! but everything has it’s time in it’s time and after a couple of months we’ve well and … Continue reading →

SLY: Just to prove i dont always pick on girls plastic surgery here is a recent ‘stunning’ photo of Sylvester Stallone who i fear is now well on the way to having a ‘melted face’

YOU’VE HAD IT COMING BARBIE: Adam just showed me this website .. hours of fun for the whole family, first we start off with some blended Barbies Now work your way through the carnage, and remember kiddies, dont try this … Continue reading →

LAMBY: Heres another early hero of mine, Paul Lynde. Paul was outrageously camp and had the best voice for his many charactors, including voicing a lot of cartoons. I have a very strong memory of being REALLY young and watching … Continue reading →

THE WORD IS LOVE:

CALL ME BETTE: Thanks to a kind friend i just got hold of the dvd reissue of ‘Whatever happend to baby Jane’ i love this movie, it makes me remember the first time i saw it at my friend Donna’s … Continue reading →

BEST PHOTO EVER?: Just look at these wonderous photo’s of Jocelyn!!, she’s had MORE cranio construction and even her dog is recoiling in dismay!. Click on the link below for the only footage i’ve ever been able to find of … Continue reading →

TIME TO CATCH UP: It’s been a few months, but i’m back to blogging .. if for no one else but myself, i’ve always kept a diary and this blog is my current form of that. What a roller coaster … Continue reading →

GAY PAREE: Paris Hilton up against a brick wall in handcuff’s .. you get that.

JOWLERS: http://www.jowlers.com

CANBERRA: Adam recently won another holiday, this time to Canberra, or more acurately to a farm B&B about 25 minutes outside of the city, so on Friday afternoon we packed up Christine and headed down the highway, it’s not such … Continue reading →

MEHL!!: My friend Vesna once told me about this game she played ‘You should have known you were gay when .. ‘ I look back and shake my head at all my obvious sign posts, one of which was the … Continue reading →

MORE COUNTDOWN:

MAN ‘KIND’?: Word has just filtered down to Australia that four more of the Bali nine drug mules are to be executed, this sickens me to the pit of my stomach. Let me clarify this, by no means do I … Continue reading →

What an interesting Saturday night i had, i got to regree into my spotty and pre spotty youth as Steve and i attended the ‘Countdown extraveganza’ at the Acer areana at Olympic park, i’ve never been to a concert here … Continue reading →

You have to hand it to Joan Crawford, she was a toiler like no other, if she wasnt scrubbing her own floors she was trying to flog Pepsi even in publicity stills for her final movie ‘Trog’

Here’s a pic of of Adam and i out having dinner with his family just before he left for Europe with his mum. I like family, family is good.

Is this photo from 1976 or 2006? hard to tell these days.

Better late than never, i thought i’d post my favorite Big Brother housemate for the year .. this wont be popular amongst many however i look at the big picture, for me hands down my favorite housemate was Darren, he … Continue reading →

This weekend presented another one of those ‘back to the future’ moments in my life, when i was eleven years old my sister Dianne took myself and my niece Michelle to see our first ever rock concert ‘Sherbet’ at Wollongong … Continue reading →