Author Archives: greg

If you’ve ever wondered where i get my class, grace, style, piss elegance and just general fuckin’ niceness, well now you know. This book never leaves my boudoir table.

When asked what i wanted for my birthday, non greedily i responded ‘Tommy’s chips and burgers’ .. my wish was granted.

Dioh, Steve (Princess Stephanie, me (Miss Tammy) and Peter. Wonderful summer day at my formerly favorite cafe, i have since issued a shitlisting upon this place for changing owners and menu .. i have that power.

This one is for ‘Miss T’. I have no idea what to call these hair ‘Do’s’, i mean they aren’t really mullets, i guess they’re just ‘Jerry and Larry’s’.

I have no idea where this clip is from, i found it on the net, and i can’t help but be drawn to it, i was such a placid child, but inside i really looked and acted like this little … Continue reading →

POISE: Some people only need one name for instant recognition, Diana, Elvis, Jocelyn, Obama and of course ‘Marta’. It’s been four years since Marta featured in a fashion spread on the pages of my Blog, four years where her star … Continue reading →

Please, please, please .. no jokes about Miss Tammy being on ice, it’s even too obvious for me, however during a lightening trip to my true home of Melbourne, someone suggested a quick visit to the ice skating rink would … Continue reading →

Breakfast with Matt in my favorite cafe in Flinders Lane Melbourne, it’s been a few posts since i mentioned Melbourne hasn’t it?.

I’m so torn as to who is my all time favorite talent show disaster, it’s a tough call between Todd Rixon who can be found earlier on in this blog dancing and blowing his hamstring on national television, or my … Continue reading →

  George Michael tears up Mardi Gras 2010.

  Wow!!, this reminds me of a sign very similar to this that was posted in the lift of a friends apartment building, the fact i didn’t souvenir this ‘Turd Terrorist’ poster is something i will long lament.

  On Saturday 27th of Feburary myself, Phillip, Adam and Tim ventured forth to Hamer Hall in Melbourne to pay hommage to John Waters who was doing his show ‘This Filthy World’, to say this was a hightlight of my … Continue reading →

  Heh, pissy vegetarians.

  A few weeks back sitting in a cafe in Newtown, this car drove past that was covered top to bottom in soft toys, Barbie dolls, flags, small plastic toys etc, i didnt have my camera with me and was … Continue reading →

  At the moment i’m in the process of remastering a video i made years ago that feature Beryl’s fashions from ‘Sons and daughters’, i thought i’d lost the tape but recently found it, so i’m tweaking it a little … Continue reading →

  While out on a JB run with my mate Adam he casually mentioned that if you go to KFC and order a Golden Gaytime Thickshake it comes up on the screen as ‘1 Gay Krsh’ of course that was … Continue reading →

  A few shots from over summer which when looking at them involve mostly friends and an exploded microwave oven, sounds like all bases covered to me.

  For all things Number 96 click “Here“.

  Weird thing, a couple of old television shows have fallen into my lap recently, one being the tv series for Planet of the apes, with a couple of these i’ve been amazed to have my memory jolted from when … Continue reading →

  I’m beside myself with excitement, i’m in such a state there is even a little bit of wee coming out, it’s only three days to go until the next box set of Number 96 comes comes, this is set … Continue reading →

  Recently most of my work mates have started to ride motorcycles, they have choppers. We started to discuss what i would ride if i got a bike, my answer was the above photo, of course I’d ride side saddle … Continue reading →

  A couple of weekends ago what’s left of the Beach Boys played in Sydney, i had the chance to meet them after the show, to say they were a little ‘Tired and emotional’ would be a gross understatement, they … Continue reading →

  If you dont have at least ONE Jason Falkner cd in your collection then you my good sir or madam are a ninny!!, my favorite non Beatle related artist, get searching, get digging, but just get into this amazing … Continue reading →