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Author Archives: greg
AUNT VIV IS AT LAST AS OLD AS ME:
A cold, rainy (read pissing down) night was spent in Darlinghurst celebrating Aunt Viv’s birthday, my plans of a feast at Govina’s went south with the rainy wind when we discovered they no longer opened on Tuesday nights, so after … Continue reading
A MIGHTY URKO:
Not many people know, but in his younger days commander Urko actually went through quite a sensitive folk balladeer phase, this was of course before he became a homicidal, human hating psychopath. I always thought folk music had the power … Continue reading
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Tagged Folk balladeer, Planet of the apes, Shit flinging ape, Urko
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Tammys turntable, (Still in Motion).
Many years ago a friend of mine thought he’d have a shot at pop stardom, sadly for the world of performance art he was a one shot wonder. With thoughts of Marcia Hines, Marty Rhone and Noosha Fox swirling in … Continue reading
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TONY, ROCK AND JIMMY, THEY DON’T MAKE STARS LIKE THIS ANYMORE:
Call me old fashioned, or just call me old .. i don’t care, but i’m honestly trying to think of three hot male stars of today who will still be looked upon with awe in fifty years time, like these … Continue reading
HAPPY BIRTHDAY:
Click the following highlighted link to hear Miss Tammy sing Happy Birthday just for you, if it helps to visualise, i’m wearing a soiled, waist high, blue brynylon nightie, with matted ostrich feathers around the neckline “HAPPY BIRTHDAY“
ANDY’S FLOWERS:
I actually have a print of Warhol’s flowers in my place, note i said ‘print’, not an original.
KING AND QUEEN OF POP:
Poor Debbie Burn, no wonder she went off the rails there for a while, look at her tiara she was crowned ‘Queen of pop’ in, it looks like it was shaped out of used pipe cleaners. I think once she … Continue reading
Tammys turntable, (Kitchen man).
Welcome to a faux Saturday night at “Tingle Manor”, where the order of the day is keys in the bowl, no sticking fingers in the cheesey fondue pot, and definately NO open toe’d white heels, closed toe is fine so … Continue reading
DE-TOONED:
What would happen if we could see our favorite cartoon characters as real people instead of ‘Toon’s’, scarey eh?
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NUMBER 96 REUNION:
Once more Woman’s Day delivers gold, if it’s not there exclusive interview with Matt Newtown bleating about how great he’d done in rehab, it’s wheel out some Aussie soap icons. In a cross promotion stiffy inducing moment, the same time … Continue reading
COMFORT ZONE:
After the news of the AFL player saying players who are gay should not come out, and the backlash from that, and now recently seeing our local member of parliament outed by a tabloid news show, i think it’s safe … Continue reading
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ONLY IN PARRAMATTA:
Just the thought of nits makes my flesh crawl, how very common they are, Nits .. aka Head Lice, it really sounds suburban, if i ever get them i’ll be telling everyone i have Cranial Scabies, or Mutated Ringworm Bitey … Continue reading
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Tagged Bastard little bitey things, Infested Merkin, Itchy Date, Nits, Pubic Rug
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I’M SOOOO DOING THIS TO CHRISTINES BOOT, MAYBE EVEN MAKE IT INTO A SPA BATH:
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CHALLENGE:
I’m loving these new sealed milk shake thingys with jelly in the bottom, they’re some Asian fad which has taken off here, it’s a total challenge, but i rise to the occasion, and do not leave the cup until i … Continue reading
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OLD STYLE VARIETY FROM AUSSIE TV’S GOLDEN VARIETY PERIOD:
Jerry Lee Lewis. Probably not Jerry Lee Lewis. Definately not Jerry Lee Lewis.