I’m loving these new sealed milk shake thingys with jelly in the bottom, they’re some Asian fad which has taken off here, it’s a total challenge, but i rise to the occasion, and do not leave the cup until i have sucked up every last bit of cubed jelly from the bottom. My temples fold in, my nostrils pinch shut, my eyes cross and my blurter is pursed tighter than a .. well, tighter than something or other, no matter .. but through that straw it is possible to draw up every last coagulated drop.
