Posts Tagged ‘Polyester’

Google claims to fame.

Wednesday, July 17th, 2019

This is such an honour for me. When you type into Google search ‘Pollywaffle pool party’ (code for shitting in someones pool) on the first page, a photo of me pops up.


It’s the same when you search ‘Dexter Fishpaw foot painting’. No fewer than three images related to me show up. Some people get to brag about their kids, I get to brag about this, and I’m fine with that.


Thanks Tony for pointing out this most auspicious honour to me.

Dexter Fishpaw.

Tuesday, May 17th, 2016


Poor Francine.

Friday, May 13th, 2016


So proud of Lu-Lu.

Tuesday, September 15th, 2015


Friday, November 28th, 2014

How better to watch John Waters Polyester than with fellow filth friends. ‘Robert the Vatican photographer’ thought we should all have pencil line mustaches, so with an ill begotten eyeliner pencil, he drew them on us. I haplessly flinched at a bad moment, so my Mo was a bit wonky, it actually made me look as if i’d had a grand mal stroke.

Any evening involving scratch and sniff is a good evening.