Ahhh, Dorrie Evans and her malapropisms, a classic every one of them, feel free to add more in the comments.
Why wasnt i told.
Im quite ardarmant about that!.
Dont rub salt into the womb Herbert.
But that’s a horse of entirely different colour!.
I’m being driven completely beresk!.
Well be that as it may!.
Pardon me for protuding!.
Thats all my eye and Mary Martin.
Life is not a bowl of cherubs flo.
I prefer to remain ambiguous.
Don’t be so fascecial Flo!.
I think they are enjoying intimate carnival relations.
I blame you for this Herbert, iām at the point of having a cerebral haemoroid!.
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Astounding!!.
Stoked!!, i’ve been banned by Gloria Jeans coffee from their site and Facebook page, due to my well thought out, and non inflamatory responses to some posts on their wall, that took to task the Gay communities right to question Gloria Jeans support of harmful, anti gay fundementalist organisations.
I’m in good company as they banned anyone that had a counter argument that made sense, or even had a whiff of logic attached to it. I guess this is proof positive that Gloria Jeans really is a company steeped in disingenuous principles, and the fetid air of censorship and control.
Now, all i need is to get the Rev Fred Phelps and his crew from the Westbro Baptist Church to picket outside my house, and i’ll be off the scale credible! š
Excellent concert, Gaga was great, pity about the shit staging that obstructed everyones view (besides the main stage which was spectacular).
Perhaps the highlight (because it was such a lowlight) was the most heinous, pathetic, dire support act i’ve ever had the misfortune to experience. “Lady Beryl” or “Lady Sharon” or whatever the fuck their name was had to be a joke, and a piss take of the highest order. I’ve seen drag shows where the Queens on stage have taken a whole box of Rohypnol, shit their pants, suffered a minor prolapse, fallen over, pissed in a punters middy glass and told everyone to flat out fuck off, that were more entertaining than Gaga’s support act. Other than that, top night.
I can’t begin to explain why, but i’ve always had a facination for, and collected mechanical, motorised dogs.
Recently during a clean up of my computer i found these two short movies i’d made of my ‘Electro pets’ (The clips can be found at the bottom of this post highlighted in red).
My favorite is the second clip showing my favorite dog ‘Samson’, sadly as you can see in the movie he has two broken hind legs, Samson was my best trick electro dog, and used to be able to do summersaults, that is until my mate Adam decided the pooch should try summersaulting from the top of a high cupboard.
Unfortunately Sampson only executed one jump before landing on the cement floor, shattering his electro pelvis.
The ‘Ping’ noise you hear is his nethers engaging electronicly to flip him over, sadly with no feeling, or functioning mechanics below the waist, the most he could muster was a stunted, slight bounce.
Tragicaly Samson has now gone to the electro dog house in the sky, after succumbing to poisoning due to a battery leak.
