DISNEY ON PARADE:

Wow, a blast from the past, i just found some photo’s from when ‘Disney on parade’ visited Australia in the early 1970’s, this is amazing, as it’s my first memory of an ‘Event’, this was probably the first live show i had been too.

My memory is sketchy, i do remember my mum, and sister Rhonda took myself, and my niece Michelle. I recall driving to the huge park opposite the Hordern Pavillion in Sydney, the big top stood before us, which i later found out came from the Bullens circus (another early memory I have are the Sunday drives, and frequent visits to ‘Bullens animal world’ in Arcacia, amazing times, driving, and walking around lions and tigers).

Like most kids i had a healthy love of Disney, i sat goggle eyed before the tv every afternoon watching the ‘Mouse factory’, i had the cassette from the show which featured ‘Minnies Yoo Hoo’, and i played it until it literally fell to pieces.

The photo above, inside the empty Big Top, is taken from the side we were sitting, tho our tickets were more to the middle, perhaps the beginnings of my lifelong passion, and demand, for nothing but the best seats in the house. The costumes were amazing, and most vividly I remember the Cinderella segment, where at the end the house lights dimmed, and all the dresses lit up with thousands of fairy lights.

Both Michelle and I were lucky enough to be treated with a souvenir program, as i moistened a finger and flipped through the pages, one image stood out amongst all others, and that was a photo of the costume room, and seamstresses doubled over their Pfaff sewing machines, with bobbin after bobbin of cotton thread, i honestly feel that day saw the first fermenting bubbles of the proud Queen i would grow up to be, how could anything other than that have happened, Disney, Fairy lights, Costumes, Pfaffs, my destiny was written in the glitter on the floor.

The morning after the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras party, you exit just across from where ‘Disney on parade’ was staged all those years ago. Leaving the Mardi Gras party, quite often walking like Goofy, and talking like Porky pig (I know Porky isn’t Disney, but in a world of genetic engineering, it’s not such a stretch of the imagination to consider Porky an honorary Disney character) it does strange things to ones mind, and memory, to be cast back so far, to a time and place far more innocent.

After this exposure to ‘Disney on parade’ I became Disney mad, I collected probably hundreds of Disney comics, and much to my regret, swapped them years later, probably for a porn magazine or something. As people do, I changed and kind of grew out of my Disney passion, only to have it reignited years later by my friend Adam.

I had changed an awful lot since I last sat down and squeaked out ‘Minnies Yoo Hoo’, but the basic element of what I loved about Disney, childlike innocence and wonder, was still in me, tho buried deep after a lifetime of experiences to jade one to the core, but it was there, in a little pocket that I found without too much trouble.

In 2005 I got to visit Disneyland, that was, and up to now, still is the happiest time of my life, it was a time of wonder, joy, happiness, achievement, reflection and clarity.

Walking down main street Disneyland I was transported back to being that little kid, in his jarmies, sitting in front of the Rank Arena colour TV watching ‘The Mouse Factory’, and ‘Sunday night Disney’, where the opening titles showed footage of the very place I was now walking as a grown, and fulfilled man. I really did feel innocent, and childlike, free and full of wonder, and I now realize it’s healthy for adults to retain a little childlike wonder.

As I travelled through the park all sorts of people, and nationalities crossed my path, I have a vivid memory of a big biker dude walking along wearing Micky Mouse ears, and he too had a big smile on his face.

With my eyes like saucers I came upon Tinkerbells castle, I walked in and gazed around in open mouthed awe, and then farted, which for me was the perfect marriage of the little Greg, and the Greg of now, someone who has the need to occasionally sully the pure waters, but with a sense of childlike wonder.

Later that evening as I watched Tinkerbell fly out of her castle (I’m sure I saw her give a little cough) fireworks filled the sky, the song ‘When you wish upon a star’ filled the air, and faux snow fell from above, and from my eyes fell tears. I believe at that very moment, the stars aligned as Tinkerbell danced around them, and I was the happiest man on earth.

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A VOICE SILENCED TOO SOON:

Few will have the greatness to bend history itself, but each of us can work to change a small portion of events. It is from numberless diverse acts of courage and belief that human history is shaped. Each time a man stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope, and crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring those ripples build a current which can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance.

— Robert F. Kennedy

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SOME SERIOUS HEEL:

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iPushshitloadsofbuttons:

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CONTENDER FOR MISS TAMMY’S DREAM ABODE:

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FANGS:

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JUST BECAUSE:

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DOLLY DID IT:

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PFFFT, WHERE’S THE SISSY BAR?:

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ROBERT MENZIES MEETS JFK:

Wow, i never knew this existed, Australia’s Prime Minister Robert Menzies photographed with JFK, it’s just a pity this photograph had to be with Menzies, not one of my favorite politician’s from Australia’s past. I’d crawl over broken glass to have a photograph showing Gough Whitlam in the company of President Kennedy.

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COCK BLOCK APPROACHING AT THREE O’ CLOCK:

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OVERLOAD:

PLEASE!!, i don’t want to see anymore house renovations on tv!, i’d be far more entertained if they had a show where people went in and trashed peoples homes, ‘Oh, what’s this angle you’ve taken Wendy and Steve?, you’ve gone in and overturned the glass display cabinet, snipped the gussets out of the panties, AND shit in the sock drawer? .. innovative!’.

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BEDSIDE FLOTSOME:

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MUPPETS ON THE TURN:

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BENDIGO AU GO GO:

This year i’ve had the chance to do a lot of travelling around Victoria, and i’ve seen places i’ve never been too in my many visits previously, as always with me i can be shown the most amazing wonders of nature and history, but the things that stand out for me are the somewhat ‘NQR’ people and places i come across, for eg, a town inhabited by no one under the age of 97, along with a main street where every second shop was a mobility cart show room, or the surreal campery of Daylesford, which maintains a healthy GLBTI scene, all with limited, to no coverage for Grindr. I hope to spend a lot more time in Victoria over the coming summer, here’s to the discovery of many more obtuse people, and places.

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SPACE BETWEEN US:

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FLUID RETENTION:

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GREG AND MATTHEW IN SYDNEY:

Matt and i have been friends now for i don’t know how long, we started off as pen pals when we were much younger, when you used to have to put pen on paper to communicate, and here we are all these years later, still mates, still catching up, and still communicating, tho now it usually involves text’s with attachments.

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JUST BECAUSE:

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WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!??:

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DON’T WORRY, DON’T WORRY:

Yoko Presley and ‘Kav’ in the Let It Be Beatles green room, shortly after she was presented with a disc of her long lost demo ‘Don’t worry Sherbie, Yoko’s going to air dry the axminster’, it’s hoped the members of ‘Hush’ will reform with Yoko to overdub, and complete the song.

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CAMERA EYE:

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CLOWN:

Being a card carrying Coulrophobic (Fear of clowns) i was recently sent into a twister of Flying High proportions. I know i shouldn’t post these photo’s, clowns are yucky, like .. ass mites* yucky, however, recently driving back from Sydney, i noticed the circus is in the park near Wolli creek, i had to drive using my knee because my hands were flapping in fear. Dirty weird clown bastards, i didn’t drive to Sydney for 6 weeks when the Moscow circus was in town, they had inflatable clowns everywhere advertising it.

Whilst in Melbourne recently, the boy’s and i stumbled into an Op Shop in St Kilda. I don’t know what came over me, weather it was the minx like forces of the Bel Ami-esque twink behind the counter showing off his bare chest and hypnotising three chest hairs, the exhaust fumes that had been feeding into the car via the opened sun roof, or maybe the preservatives i injested from the meal i gobbled in the Ikea food court, but laying on a chair in the Op Shop was an old plastic clown mask, before you could say ‘Pluck those hairs, put them in a vial and i’ll pay you handsomely’ i picked up said mask, and put it on!. Weirdly i felt anything but scared, just the opposite!, i felt emboldened, naughty, powerful, frisky and just a little bad, but bad in a good bad way. Strangely once i took it off, it all fell away. I can only assume i was in a euphemistic state of mind, and that i realised ‘One should not judge a clown until you’ve walked a mile behind his mask made of poisonous, petrochemical byproducts’, that .. or i realised i could get away with some really obtuse stuff with my face disguised.

* I have no personal experience with, nor do i even know if such things as ‘Ass mites’ even exist, i merely mention them, because on a ‘Yucky Scale’ i would assume they’d rank pretty highly.

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JUST BECAUSE:

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“iEye” The clinical term for when you roll over in bed in the dark, and check your iPhone with only one eye open, when you finish you only have sparkles in one eye.

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SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE:

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PERKINS PASTE:

If i close my eyes and drift off, i can still smell the heady aroma of a jar of Perkins Paste, a staple of every school kid of the seventies zip up pencil case. Oh what roads did those pre pubecent sly sniffter moments send me down in latter years.

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THE PREZ AND BAB’S:

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PETA AND DIOH’S GARDEN:

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APPROPRIATE/INAPPROPRIATE:

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iGRIND:

So recently I’ve become an iPhone whore, after the initial excitement of sliding my fingers over the screen had waned, the next thing to sus out were ‘App’s’. After being responsible, and downloading the travel planner application, I of course searched out all the gay ones.

Perhaps it say’s more about me, and my marketability, but I’ve found these to be about as useful as the proverbial tits on a bull (not passing judgment on the handful of male bovines, who I’m sure would enjoy having tits), apart from skeezing around, and seeing who else in town has decided to take a shot at everlasting happiness, or a quick hand job and date finger while the better half is at ‘Thai-rific’ picking up the take away, it’s only real use seems to be how to accurately measure the lengths, and depths, of rudeness, arrogance, stupidity, and vulgarity in the digital world of App driven lust and love. All these things have there place, however it’s fantastic to have one application that enables you to collect all these things together, for statistical analysis.

I’ve learnt that Grindr is no place for basic manners, that ‘Catch up for coffee’ really means, “I want to come to your place with unmanicured toenails, and have you ravage me in five minutes”, that answering ‘How old are you?’ means you never hear from that person again, even if you’ve just been chatting as friends, that to ask for a photo from someone with a faceless profile, usually results in a pic of a badly lit penis being forwarded to you, I dunno, call me old fashioned, I enjoy seeing a persons smile before a smegmatic wang.

I’ve noticed a trend, that after nothing more than ‘Hello’, the next question is quite often ‘Do you have a dick pic?’, again, call me an alarmist, but I would probably be erring on the next question being along the lines of ‘Are you a serial killer?’, ‘Do you steal under garments from clothes lines of the poor?’, ‘Have you a penchant for defecating in the cistern of peoples homes you visit?’, you know, the important questions.

And now returning to the topic of ‘The dick pic’, you know, if you’re going to digitally display your tossel, and use it as a calling card, or as an artistic display in which to lure guys into your lustful peeny spiders web, how about exercising a little artistic quality control?, a wang is usually a difficult thing to make look attractive at the best of times, laying back, squinting an eye, holding up your iPhone on a wonky angle, and photographing said member from upside down, very rarely produces the most flattering of results*, it either captures your Smurf collection, lined up on the chest of drawers at the end of your bed, a sickeningly coloured, or discoloured bedspread, a flash of wallpaper hung in 1978, or in one photo sent to me in a futile attempt to win my heart, it strangely looked as if the person had only one nut, now I’m not a ‘Nuttist’, but if you have a full set, then don’t do yourself a disservice get your swingers well lit and positioned, unless you’re angling for a niche market. Sometimes a smear of vaseline would be better placed on the lens, than on your member.

I dunno, these fangled things, i know what the parameters of Grindr are, but I still like romance, the art of conversation, the mystery, the allure. Any willing, and capable applicants, please mail me, I promise I won’t block you.

*No such photo’s of me, can, or will, ever appear on the net, to the great relief of many I’m sure.

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NUMBER 96:

For all things Number 96 click “Here“.

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BELOW THE SURFACE:

A true disciple knows another’s woes as his own. He bows to all and despises none.

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PETERS:

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YOU DON’T HAVE A SOUL. YOU ARE A SOUL. YOU HAVE A BODY. – C.S.LEWIS:

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BALTIMORE 2005:

“As long as you can find a moment of joy in even your worst behavior, it’s something to be thankful for”. John Waters 2011.

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ROAD TO SOMEWHERE:

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ANZAC:

Thinking of all the people like my dad, who made it possible for us to take so much for granted, who wrestled the world back from insanity, to the point where we now extend the hand of friendship to nations like Japan, in the bigger picture that’s a beautiful and amazing thing they enabled, and i guess shows that they believed a forgiving humanity was worth fighting for.

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LET ME COUNT THE WAYS HOW I LOVE THEE:

I wish i could call this baby mine, but i can’t. Visiting a friend in Melbourne was made all the more special by my allocated play time with the above pictured Rickenbacker 12 string, it was amazing to hold, it felt so comfortable and within seconds of holding it, riffs fell off my fingers effortlessly, one day a Ricky and Vox AC40 will be mine .. i just need a sugar daddy to bridge that gap.

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MITCH AND MICKEY:

I think i have the German pressing of this, must get it on the Krysler three in one soon.

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