ANIMAL CRACKERS:

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ARMPIT BEATLES:

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BLUE:

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PERVERSE HUNGERS:

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STINK EYE:

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ROCK AND ROLL:

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ALDO AND ROMA:

For all things Number 96 click “Here“.

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PAT MULLINS:

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IT’S ALL ABOUT THE FOOD IN MELBOURNE (AND MY EVER EXPANDING, BULBOUS, PENDULOUS BITCH TITS):

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A LITTLE SPLASH OF YELLOW:

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ICE SKATING:

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EAT THE RICH:

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TO KARENS AND BEYOND:

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PHONE HOME:

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RED:

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VALENTINE:

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EUREKA:

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BEST THING YOU WILL SEE TODAY:

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GREETINGS:

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VICTORIAN COUNTRYSIDE:

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MISS TAMMYS DREAM BED:

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BRIAN THE JOCK:

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CHILLIN’ WITH WILLIE:

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SHITHOUSES I HAVE KNOWN, AND LOVED:

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HERMIE:

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THE COWSILLS:

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BLUE PERIOD:

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DIKI BIRDS:

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IF I DON’T GET THIS CAKE NEXT BIRTHDAY, THINGS WILL GET A WHOLE LOT UGLIER THAN A MARZIPAN TURD:

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TISH:

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SEE, I DO EXERCISE!:

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RED LACES:

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DOWNTON ABBEY:

I keep hearing about ‘Dowton Abbey’, so i got the dvd out last night, basically it’s about rich assholes, the class system, servants who treat each other like shit, and the only gay is a repulsive turd. After fifteen minutes all i could think was ‘I hope this fucking place burns down!’.

I did like the gentlemens crisp suits, and i liked watching the valets dress them, and i liked watching the valets brush the dust off the mens coats, and i really liked watching the valets take off the mens riding boots, but i’m not sure that’s a basis for watching an entire series.

Should i stick with it?

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TOY MEMORY BANK:

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DEAR SANTA:

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PYNE O’ CLEAN:

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BAD LUCK BRIAN IS REAL!!:

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I CAN’T HEAR YOU:

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JELLYFISH:

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BIRTHDAY TERRORISM!:

An anonymous letter was sent to me on my birthday, with nothing more than a flyer for my arch nemesis Tim Freedman enclosed, and equally as filthy and offensive, they have used a John Farnham stamp!!, this is worse than receiving a bowel movement in the mail!.

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