DIANA:

Everyone MUST go and see the movie ‘Diana’, it is essential viewing. Without a doubt it’s the WORST movie i’ve watched in the last ten years (yes, i have seen ‘Sharknado’).

The product placement is brazen but fantastic, Burger King and Jimmy Choo’s in the same scene?. Naomi Watts has the worst wigs that bare no resembalance to Diana’s hair except being blonde, it looks like she has cradle cap, and seriously, when Diana ever have Camilla-esque batwing bangs?.

Naomi trying to talk like Diana in famous diaolog reenactmnts is SO bad (Head tilt, chew bottom lip ‘All i was trying to do was to help’ ‘There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded’) I laughed through so much of this movie, and i heard sniggering from behind as well.

On my Margaret Pomeranz sliding shit scale, i give this a solid four out of five.

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