{"id":5247,"date":"2014-03-07T11:29:03","date_gmt":"2014-03-07T00:29:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tammytingles.com\/?p=5247"},"modified":"2014-03-12T16:47:16","modified_gmt":"2014-03-12T05:47:16","slug":"hairmouth-distortion-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tammytingles.com\/?p=5247","title":{"rendered":"HAIRMOUTH DISTORTION #1:"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A flicker of hope in one suffering depression can sometimes be the smallest of things, like finding a small functional pocket of creativity. It helps to have a muse as inspirational, epic and legendary such as one Ms Joylene Thornbird Hairmouth.<\/p>\n

In my filth dreams, in the coal dark blackness of night, a gang of art terrorists decend with blow torches blazing upon the dog sitting on the tucker box, melting it into a white hot puddle of molten steel. <\/p>\n

Swiftly erected in its place by the ‘Artorrists’ will be a two hundred metre high bronze statue of Joylene, the greatest Australian woman ever to draw breath (and mascara), Joylene being at least a cats whisker in standing above Margaret Whitlam and Barbie Rogers. <\/p>\n

Begone sad old dog sitting on a tucker box, your time is past as Australias centre for artistic randomness. Behold the first of my humble tributes to the inspiring Joylene. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A flicker of hope in one suffering depression can sometimes be the smallest of things, like finding a small functional pocket of creativity. It helps to have a muse as inspirational, epic and legendary such as one Ms Joylene Thornbird … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[291,598,97,459,306,96,589,360,246,458,361,94,318,310,596,45,362,537,469,35,468,273,587,36,311,533],"class_list":["post-5247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-1970s","tag-598","tag-australia","tag-brisbane","tag-camp","tag-countdown","tag-dining","tag-fair-day","tag-gay","tag-gold-coast","tag-guys","tag-joylene-hairmouth","tag-lesbian","tag-mardi-gras","tag-mca","tag-melbourne","tag-men","tag-midsumma","tag-movies","tag-newtown","tag-porn","tag-retro","tag-stoner","tag-sydney","tag-television","tag-wollongong"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tammytingles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tammytingles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tammytingles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tammytingles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tammytingles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5247"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.tammytingles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5247\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5289,"href":"https:\/\/www.tammytingles.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5247\/revisions\/5289"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tammytingles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tammytingles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tammytingles.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}