{"id":3322,"date":"2012-08-11T17:13:42","date_gmt":"2012-08-11T07:13:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tammytingles.com\/?p=3322"},"modified":"2014-11-04T14:10:42","modified_gmt":"2014-11-04T03:10:42","slug":"why-wasnt-i-told","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tammytingles.com\/?p=3322","title":{"rendered":"WHY WASN&#8217;T I TOLD!:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tammytingles.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/12.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tammytingles.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/12-223x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"1\" width=\"223\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3327\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.tammytingles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/12-223x300.jpg 223w, https:\/\/www.tammytingles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/12-761x1024.jpg 761w, https:\/\/www.tammytingles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/12.jpg 1628w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 223px) 100vw, 223px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tammytingles.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/21.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tammytingles.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/21-300x288.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"2\" width=\"300\" height=\"288\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3328\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.tammytingles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/21-300x288.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.tammytingles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/21.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tammytingles.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tammytingles.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/3-219x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"3\" width=\"219\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3329\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.tammytingles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/3-219x300.jpg 219w, https:\/\/www.tammytingles.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/3.jpg 339w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 219px) 100vw, 219px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ahhh, Dorrie Evans and her malapropisms, a classic every one of them, feel free to add more in the comments.<\/p>\n<p>Why wasnt i told.<\/p>\n<p>Im quite ardarmant about that!.<\/p>\n<p>Dont rub salt into the womb Herbert.<\/p>\n<p>But that&#8217;s a horse of entirely different colour!.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m being driven completely beresk!.<\/p>\n<p>Well be that as it may!.<\/p>\n<p>Pardon me for protuding!.<\/p>\n<p>Thats all my eye and Mary Martin.<\/p>\n<p>Life is not a bowl of cherubs flo.<\/p>\n<p>I prefer to remain ambiguous.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t be so fascecial Flo!.<\/p>\n<p>I think they are enjoying intimate carnival relations.<\/p>\n<p>I blame you for this Herbert, i\u2019m at the point of having a cerebral haemoroid!.<\/p>\n<p>For all things Number 96 click &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/members.ozemail.com.au\/~lindsay96\/\"><strong>Here<\/strong><\/a>&#8220;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ahhh, Dorrie Evans and her malapropisms, a classic every one of them, feel free to add more in the comments. Why wasnt i told. Im quite ardarmant about that!. Dont rub salt into the womb Herbert. 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