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FIDO AU GO GO:

I think i want to date a dog owner, if they’re willing, and able to trail the pooch, and happy to scoop up, and bag it’s stools. I can only wonder at what they’d be willing to do for a … Continue reading

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JERRY:

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THE MORNING AFTER:

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ALL YOU NEED IS CYCLONE FENCING:

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LADIES DAY OUT:

I ONCE heard JFK make a speech where he mentioned the percentage of salt to water in the human body, is approximately the same ratio of water to salt in sea water. If thus, it would explain the effect being … Continue reading

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RESPECT:

After spending the day with my mum in hospital whilst she had a hidious procedure, and seeing the distress and pain of many other aged patients, i was reminded of this photo of Bette Davis i saw years ago, more … Continue reading

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ORGAN GRINDER:

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SCHOOL CATCH UP:

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SCOOP:

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AUTO TUNING:

“When we hold on to our opinions with aggression, no matter how valid our cause, we are simply adding more aggression to the planet, and violence and pain increase. Cultivating non-aggression is cultivating peace. The way to stop the war … Continue reading

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TEDDY’S TOAST:

“There are good ships, and there are wood ships, the ships that sail the sea. But the best ships are friendships, and may they always be.”

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FABULOUS!!:

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NEWTOWN WINDOW:

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PRETTY, PRETTY DOCTOR SMITH:

Without doubt the sexiest Martian ever, Athena the green lady also proved that aliens aren’t necessarily a smarter race than humans, when poor old Athena tried to ‘turn’ Dr Smith, surely one squeal from HIM should have given her the … Continue reading

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THE TAP:

Just listened to a half hour radio special on Helen Reddy on the drive to Sydney, I couldn’t figure how I knew every word, to every song, then a dark corner of my past cracked open, and I remembered when … Continue reading

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APATHY IS THE GREATEST WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION:

So CHOGM is over, and i bet no one pissed in Robert Mugabes Champagne, or shit in his punch bowl .. what a waste.

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SHIT LEOPARD:

“A shit Leopard never changes it’s shit spots” – Jim Lahey.

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CHARLES HAWTRY AND THE DEAF AIDS:

I got all excited thinking this was Charles Hawtry, and the Gayest pumpkin i’d ever seen, then i realised it was Bill Gates 🙁

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SCHADENFREUDE:

That glorious moment when the person talking to you forgets it’s you, and then says something as if they’re talking about you to someone else, then that microsecond in time when they realise what they’ve done, as do you, then … Continue reading

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A MEETING OF FILTH ELDERS:

Once again i got to cross paths with my senior, and most high ranking Filth Elder John Waters during his recent visit to Sydney. What can i say, i was in calm awe, i felt i was amongst my own, … Continue reading

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FACES:

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TAKE US WITH YOU!!:

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FAIR DAY 2011, BETTER LATE THAN NEVER:

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DAPTO LEAGUES CLUB RENOVATIONS 2011:

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JUST BECAUSE:

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SCHOOL WALL:

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TYSON AND NICO’S STRIP:

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IMAGE FROM MY CHILDHOOD:

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DUMMIES:

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NOTHING LIKE FINDING A POPCORN MAKER, AND FOOT SPA STILL IN THE BOX AT THE OP SHOP, I’VE ALWAYS FOUND THESE TWO APPLIANCES INTERCHANGEABLE ANYWAY:

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ALL THIS USELESS BEAUTY:

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BAT STAND OFF:

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MELTY GUYS THROUGH PLASTIC:

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VAN GUARD:

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IT’S A DEAL:

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HANGING ON THE TELEPHONE:

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PEPITO THE ICE CREAM LOVING DONKEY:

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VOTE 1 MAUDE:

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CREEPY AND KOOKY:

Once again another sterling evening was had at the Marrickville Polly’s dance this past Saturday, all it takes is a healthy dose of friends, and attitude being checked at the door, and you’re bound to have a ball (or a … Continue reading

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IT’S TRADE JIM, BUT NOT AS WE KNOW IT (JIM ISN’T SO SURE):

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